The Sexy Alpaca

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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cumbermums:

iru-hime:

weird-happenings:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

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i made a thing

This is beautiful.

I cried

I love this. The darkness is usually portrayed as something sinister but I think it’s beautiful.

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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datassium:

datassium:

datassium:

My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!

Her aim is gettin’ better!

Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.

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vanillish:

boy: *bends over*

me:

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me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]

friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]

me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

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