The Sexy Alpaca

fartnipples:

georgetakei:

This flagged my attention.

did you just

fartnipples:

georgetakei:

This flagged my attention.

did you just

(via muppidupp)

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via thousaucyfellow)

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via andrewquo)

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

(via officialwhitegirls)

whitebeltwriter:

sanityscraps:

#can we say the coolest thing since betty white instead of since sliced bread now orrrr


^ Abso-freakin’-lutely!

whitebeltwriter:

sanityscraps:

#can we say the coolest thing since betty white instead of since sliced bread now orrrr

^ Abso-freakin’-lutely!

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via i-refuse-to-stop-dreaming)

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

(via andrewquo)